this is my proof to you that all the people who calmed to be the prophets and did miracles were nonsense .........

i like this one too....


It went many years,
But at last came a knock,
And I though of the door
With no lock to lock.

I blew out the light,
I tip-toed the floor,
And raised both hands
In prayer to the door.

But the knock came again.
My window was wide;
I climbed on the sill
And descended outside.

Back over the sill
I bade a 'Come in'
To whatever the knock
At the door may have been.

So at a knock
I emptied my cage
To hide in the world
And alter with age.

i like this poem ....don't know why

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim
Because it was grassy and wanted wear,
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I marked the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

- Robert Frost

only people who read harry potter or watched the movie will understand this
anyway
Parseltongue is the language of snakes
let you pets snake hear this ......let them feel the vibration of the sound (not to loud)

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• We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
• Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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